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mythaelogy:

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

flightyfinch:

good news everyone, our omen for the new year is the crow that just flew past me with a chicken nugget in its beak

goaliesarethebest:
“ pon-raul:
“ wewill-tryagain:
“ dendritic-trees:
“ booty-uprooter:
“ asryakino:
“ srsfunny:
“ Masha The Hero
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They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
”
oh good I was worried
”
What a good cat....

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

twixnmix:

Jayne Mansfield circa 1950s

cobrastarshipofficial:

treckorta:

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

Gawrsh a-hyuck

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

i can’t stop thinking about him.

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